If I could spend my life on a boat, I would. Alas, I have a very temperamental stomach that says, “Try, if you will, but bring a barf bag. Ha!” She’s a real bitch, that stomach o’ mine.

If I could spend my life on a boat, I would. Alas, I have a very temperamental stomach that says, “Try, if you will, but bring a barf bag. Ha!” She’s a real bitch, that stomach o’ mine.