YOU The Owner’s Manual – Prescription: Take the next 371 pages and call them in the morning

“Welcome to your body. Why don’t you come on in and take a look around?” – Michael F. Roizen, MD and Mehmet C. Oz, M.D.

It will surprise you – if you’ve been following along for lo these many (four) years – that I not only picked up YOU The Owner’s Manual by Michael F. Roizen, MD and Mehmet C. Oz, M.D., but I also bought it. You know, cuz of Health Anxiety.

It will not surprise you that in the 50-question quiz, “How Body Smart Are You?” I scored 28, or “Average”. Although, you might be surprised that I dared to take it at all with questions like, “What is the most revealing sign that you have Alzheimer’s-related dementia?” You know, cuz above. PS: The answer is that you can’t recognize information that someone told you five minutes ago.

It will surprise you that I didn’t…