What’s Your Poo Telling You? – Funny you should ask!

The Self-Help Whisperer®

Let’s get a few jokes out of the way first:

Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.

What did one piece of toilet paper say to another?
“I’m feeling really wiped.”

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
To look for Pooh!

What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look flushed.”

Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party?
He’s a party pooper.

Link for the jokes, in case you wanna fetch more!

I guess what I want to say first is that I bet this book was bought as a gag gift for someone’s 40th or 50th or even 60th birthday.

“What a hoot!,” Someone thinks. “Sally will die of embarrassment when she opens this,” Same Someone says to themselves, laughing, as they wrap it in a brown paper bag. Maybe they make a basket with Kaopectate or Metamucil, adult diapers…

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